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5 Things That Won’t Happen To Me When I Get Old

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  1. I won’t dye my hair.
  2. I won’t be a slave to my children.
  3. I won’t turn into a judgmental bigoted asshole.
  4. I won’t stop loving my children unconditionally.
  5.  I won’t stop enjoying life.

UPDATE

I also won’t spend all of my time talking about other people’s lives, but instead will just live my own.

Ok, I’m done now.