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“NOW WHAT DON’T WE HAVE, BARBARA?!”

My grandmother’s name is Barbara. Apparently she was occasionally clumsy, and would drop things. Particularly in the kitchen. So a plate would crash to the floor and shatter, and from the next room, where my grandfather was probably watching sports on a black and white TV, he would yell “NOW WHAT DON’T WE HAVE, BARBARA?!?!” […]