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I’m Dreaming About Robert Pattinson

I get about 3 hours of sleep a night. I expect those hours to be blissful. Last night, the entire 3 hours was one extended nightmare. It went like this. My friend BJ rented a house for a weekend-long party, and he didn’t invite me. A lot of my friends were there. Somehow I stumbled […]