One Song.
On Repeat.
26.2 Miles.

I'm running the NYC Marathon on November 1. My goal is to raise $26,200. If I hit my goal, I will listen to a single song, on repeat, for the entire race. Every dollar counts, and every donor gets a say in the one song I'll be stuck with — the torture track — for all 26.2 miles.

Greta, my loving wife, has gleefully decided to get things started with $5,000.

If you give $500 or more, you can record a voice memo that I'll hear for the first time during the race. Roast me, read a recipe, do whatever you want.

Chris and Sam outside MSG.

Why I'm Running

The Reason: Sam

When Sam was 7 years old, he was diagnosed with Type 1 Diabetes. Overnight, life became a constant calculation of carbs, finger pricks, sensor changes, and late-night alarms.

T1D doesn't take days off, and neither does Sam. He handles every blood sugar drop, pump beep, and interruption with incredible resilience and humor.

If I could donate my pancreas to him, I would carve it out myself as I type this. Unfortunately, science hasn't given us that option yet. Breakthrough T1D is funding the kind of research that will make a real impact.

Running 26.2 miles is hard. But living with an autoimmune disease every single day, without a break, is harder. If Sam can manage that 24/7/365, the absolute least I can do is suffer through 26.2 miles of one terrible song, on repeat, to help fund a cure.

Chris and Sam in the kitchen, checking his CGM sensor.

2-Step Process

How It Works

1

Give at BreakthroughT1D

2

Vote below on the Torture Track

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To ensure a clean vote, let me know who you are.

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Vote or nominate the Torture Track

One song, chosen by donors, plays on repeat for all 26.2 miles.

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One Song. On Repeat.

The Torture Track

One song, chosen by donors, will play on repeat for all 26.2 miles — IF WE HIT $26,200. Whichever track has the most votes when the poll closes on October 30 is the one I'm stuck with.

Who Let The Dogs Out — Baha Mennominated by Anthony DeRosa3 votes
Baby Shark — Pinkfong(starter track)2 votes
Barbie Girl — Aquanominated by Joe Fletcher1 votes
Banana Phone — Raffi(starter track)0 votes
It's a Small World — Disney(starter track)0 votes
Sam Herbert holding his Certificate of Leadership.

Thank You for the Support

This is all or nothing — every dollar counts! Thank you for your generosity, your encouragement, and for making me do something that is likely illegal under the Geneva Convention.

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